If yhur not the one then yhur a prototype.
Perv-Robot

good ass sub shop

Played 27 times

one of those times where yhu shouldnt question my music taste

7 STAGES OF SEXUAL FRUSTRATION by Perv-Robot

1. CONFIDENCE STAGE:  Yhu believe yhu are completly capable of holding out for sex. Yhu set a time frame, tell yhur friends, and even stop watching porn. Might even tell a few people no.

2. HYPER STAGE: Yhu feel empowered because of stage 1. The whole time yhu find many other things to occupy yhur time like, things become more interesting to yhu. Yhu might think about some sexual thoughts or ideas but yhur too busy doing other things.

3. REALIZATION: The feeling of want kicks in and yhu slowly start to lose interest in yhur daily activities. Yhu wake up feeling anxious. Hopefully yhu don’t have a Tumblr because it will be the worse site yhu can be on at the time

4. DOUBT: Yhur now starting to realize that feeling when yhu wake up is becomming stronger. The asses that walk by yhu start becoming more tempting and yhu start hitting up people to see “what their doing”. The sexual urges become unbearable and yhu begin to slightly touch yhurself every once in a while, but yhu stop because yhu remind yhurself about stage one.

5. REASSURANCE: Yhu force yhurself to do things. Watch T.V, Talk “normally” to people. Focus on things that don’t really need to be concentrated on. All along in the back of yhur mind…the urges…yhu know they’re there.

6. Failure: Porn is up on yhur computer, some chick is over yhur crib (or guy) yhu had too many drinks or smoked too much. The urges have won. Yhu bust that nutt and feel useless/awesome (depending on how long yhu lasted) afterwards

7. RETRY:  Yhu start back at stage one after a few more times having sex.

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(Reblogged from maxcapacity)

Anonymous asked: I don't go that way "to fuck a girl in Philly".

ey. why are yhu still anon?

Next pair I’m going to get.

macgonbangz asked: So it seems like your the person to go to for advice. So there is this dude we have been involved for a year now he goes off and fuck other bitches and has a kid and another he just found out about but not sure if its his Smh but this mf expects me to be stuck on stupid But I need to know should I go in his shit or just go on about my business? Oh & he tried to talk to my best friend which he thinks I don't know about

This is pretty simple to answer. Go about yhur business. Why waste yhur time and pussy/head on this guy. Yhu must be feeling him in some way to even consider the option of “go in his shit”. I would think the line would be crossed once yhu found out that he tried to talk to yo friend too.

That will be $40

perfectployz asked: Do you know if they've aired any new Bleach episodes since the fight with Kūgo ? Also what's the name of that Anime with the Titan and the main character can transform into one of them?

Oh I’ve fallen out of love with Bleach due to their fillers and pointless anticts. Their worse then DBZ cell saga. smfh. and its called Attack on Titan

Mayuri Kurotsuchi

my favorite Bleach Character.

Not going to lie. I’d crumble to my knees from her.