7 STAGES OF SEXUAL FRUSTRATION by Perv-Robot
1. CONFIDENCE STAGE: Yhu believe yhu are completly capable of holding out for sex. Yhu set a time frame, tell yhur friends, and even stop watching porn. Might even tell a few people no.
2. HYPER STAGE: Yhu feel empowered because of stage 1. The whole time yhu find many other things to occupy yhur time like, things become more interesting to yhu. Yhu might think about some sexual thoughts or ideas but yhur too busy doing other things.
3. REALIZATION: The feeling of want kicks in and yhu slowly start to lose interest in yhur daily activities. Yhu wake up feeling anxious. Hopefully yhu don’t have a Tumblr because it will be the worse site yhu can be on at the time
4. DOUBT: Yhur now starting to realize that feeling when yhu wake up is becomming stronger. The asses that walk by yhu start becoming more tempting and yhu start hitting up people to see “what their doing”. The sexual urges become unbearable and yhu begin to slightly touch yhurself every once in a while, but yhu stop because yhu remind yhurself about stage one.
5. REASSURANCE: Yhu force yhurself to do things. Watch T.V, Talk “normally” to people. Focus on things that don’t really need to be concentrated on. All along in the back of yhur mind…the urges…yhu know they’re there.
6. Failure: Porn is up on yhur computer, some chick is over yhur crib (or guy) yhu had too many drinks or smoked too much. The urges have won. Yhu bust that nutt and feel useless/awesome (depending on how long yhu lasted) afterwards
7. RETRY: Yhu start back at stage one after a few more times having sex.